Monday, January 15, 2007

Desi Brangelinas

Amit Varma's worst fears are coming true.

With the advent of Abhiwarya, the mouth waters at other possibilities (for existing as well as fictitious couples). Here are a few :

Surya and Jyothika - Soothika (non-Tamil speakers, please excuse)

Asin and Vikram - Ashram

Vijay and Trisha - Visha

Anil and Tina Ambani - Antenna

Dhoni and Katrina Kaif - Dhoka

Cyrus Broacha and Celina Jaitley - Cycley

I.M.Vijayan and U.R.Ananthamurthy -V.R.Gay

Sushmita Sen and Cybill Sheppard - Sensible

Okay, I'm all out. Any more suggestions?

Late Additions :

Scarlet Johansson and Batman - Scatman

J-LO and TR - LOTR

Madhu Sapre and Dimple Kapadia - Sapadriya? (Another for the Tam-only crowd)

V.R.V.Singh and Ronnie Screwvala - V.R.Screwing

16 comments:

  1. Katrina Kaif and Salman Khan- Katman

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  2. An old couple:
    Dharmendra and Hema Malini - Dharmalini/Dharmamalini....

    And given the names you have given, I think you agree with me it should be "Aishek" if we follow patriarchal traditions.

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  3. MG Ramachandran and Janaki were called Ramki? Egad!
    And thank god Kamalaka split up!

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  4. And I thought Asin and Vikram were called Akram!

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  5. How come Simbu + Nayantara get no mention? 'Suyambu'?

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  6. "I.M.Vijayan and U.R.Ananthamurthy -V.R.Gay "

    Ultimate ! you have made my day !

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  7. Ashwaraya + Abhishek != Asshake ?

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  8. Salman+Katrina = Salkat /Katsal ?

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  9. [...] phrase “also known as Abhiwarya.” Noooooooo… Update 2: Anand Ramachandran makes a list of Desi Brangelinas. Sensible is a masterstroke! I can already picture the two of them [...]

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  10. [...] 2: Anand Ramachandran makes a list of Desi Brangelinas. Sensible is a masterstroke! I can already picture the two of them [...]

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  11. T.Rajendhar and Vijayashanthi = Rajathi
    Ambarish and Usha Uthup = Ambush
    Pandiarajan and K.R.Vijaya = Paya
    Vadivelu and Mayawati = Aaya

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  12. Rahul and saurav - Rasa
    Dravid and Ganguly - Ravan or Dragan
    Sachin and harbhajan - Achar
    Tendulkar and Singh - Tensing

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  13. Hilarious! Thanks for a hearty laugh, sir!

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